Gandolf

        Walking through the aisles in the garage at the river house in Ohio, I was cleaning up newspapers and waste that had fallen from the cages. With the numbers down there was more time for individual ferrets. One hob always had a ton of food under his cage and I stopped to "fuss" at him. "Look at this mess," I said. "Why are you digging all your food out of your dish? Don't you know you are supposed to EAT this?" Reaching in, I easily picked him up, prying his back legs from the cage wires. With all four limbs extended into a spread-eagle position, he held his body rigid. As I placed this big, ol' smelly boy against my chest, his front legs clung to me and he buried his face in my shirt. I rubbed my hand over his too thin body and realized he was not as healthy as I thought. I honestly thought I had picked him up to die and that he could not have more than 15 minutes left with us.

        Because I use a/d and Carnivore Care with my Jersey, I had a blender of it in the ice chest. Using one hand, I poured a bowl and warmed it for the hob, holding him in the other arm the entire time. He lapped it up! He ate more, and more and more. He finally filled up and relaxed some, then lay back in my arms and sighed. We put him in a travel cage (donated by an anonymous donor through the IFC) with fresh bedding and litter, and his own hammy. He slept. And, when he awoke, he ate more. Suddenly, I thought he would live. An exam that evening showed he had a bad canine and could not eat the hard kibble.

        Mary Segalla had traveled from West Virginia to help Lori and she fell in love with the big ol' stinky boy. She named him Gandalf after the wizard in the Rings trilogy and we cared for him daily. Saturday I went to Cincinnati to pick up some ferrets at the vet - including Gandalf. Sunday I was at a professor's home an hour away, working on my dissertation study. I got back to the house to find nobody there and the "hospital ward" GONE! I ran to my room to see if my crew was okay (they were) and as I came back into the kitchen, there was Lori and Cindy and Mary and Julie and maybe even more people. I don't remember, because all I wanted to know was, what happened to the special babies?

        It turns out these special people had been taking care of everything. The vet had called with lab results. Gandalf had giardhia and Lancelot had coccidia. They were on meds and had been moved from the general population so it would not become rampant. I knew by my relief that he was still there that I was hooked. I later told Mary that she couldn't have Gandalf (who she considered taking home), that he was MINE!

        So, why am I telling you this 3 months later? Because this morning, a DE WHITE ferret, not a golden boy, followed me out of the ferret room and into my bedroom. He climbed everything and jumped from the bed to the back of a chair with ease. He stole a new duck (thanks, Brenda J.) and tried to hide it behind the dresser. He LOVES stuffed animals, the bigger the better. (His bunny is somewhere in my mother's garage, where he pulled it through the cat door and hid it!) He has had his left canines removed and can eat kibble, both soft and hard, although he still inhales the soup! He grooms my toes individually by taking ONE in his paws and nit-picking with his teeth all along the toe. Gandy is curled up on my chest now, but stretches out, too. And, occasionally, he picks up his head, sniffs the air and sighs before settling down with his head on my shoulder once more.

        -- Renee Downs


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        Gandalf


        Odie, Gandalf & Skitch


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        Renee Downs' SUV at the Rainbow Bridge

        It was a beautiful, shiningly clean and fresh spring day at the Rainbow Bridge. It had rained the night before, and all the puddles were edged with bright yellow pollen. Fat black and yellow bumble bees made short, buzzing flights between the mulched beds of tulips and daffodils. Sandee Weasel lay in the grass amidst a scattering of small purple crocus at the foot of the Rainbow Bridge, and waited. The soft breeze bent her whiskers back against her face and she narrowed her eyes in pleasure.

        Then...a humming began in the distance...the worn wooden planks of the Rainbow Bridge began to vibrate, and there was an incandescent flash of light that made Sandee turn her face away, and then blink many times to clear her vision.

        Before her an almost unbelievably battered and mis-shapen small SUV of a subtle silvery, brassy color stood in the middle of the bridge, nearly filling it from side rail to side rail. It rolled very slowly into the Afterworld, leaving small bits of shattered safety glass behind. It rolled to a stop at the end of the Bridge, gave a single pneumatic wheeze from its radiator, and the exhaust system detached from the underside, and fell onto the ground with a clatter and a bang.

        Sandee approached it carefully, respectfully. She cleared her throat a few times and quietly addressed a few remarks to the SUV's front grille.

        "Are you OK?", the small weasel asked.

        "Not really", said a wheezy voice from that bent and scraped grill. And then the left headlight fell from its housing, and landed in the grass. There was a long silence, and it said "I tried hard. I tried really hard to keep them all in when we rolled."

        "You did a very good job," said Sandee, with conviction in her voice.

        The SUV continued "I wrapped my seat belt tight around my hoomin, and just prayed."

        "She is fine. Very sad about her small friend, but grateful to you. Very grateful. You were a fine vehicle for many years of good service. You brought her home safely hundreds of times. You carried an unbelievable number of tons of her possessions from place to place during her travels across America. Stacks of books, piles of medical abstracts, bedding, clothing, hammies full of ferrets, chow, chicken jerky treats, toys, snacks, bags of biscotti mix, cages. You carried so many things that when your doors opened, things tumbled from you and fell onto the ground. And you tried so very, very hard to keep everyone inside when you rolled. No one could have asked more from you."

        The SUV gave a small, sad snapping noise from beneath the hood as a stressed line broke, and tears of bright green anti-freeze began to rain upon the ground from beneath the mashed engine compartment. "But I couldn't save them all!", it sobbed, and it began to vibrate. A bit of shattered glass fell from the passenger side mirror, and then the entire mirror fell into the grass, and rocked a few times.

        "No," said Sandee. "Don't cry, friend. You are a true friend to ferrets, having carried so many of us safely from that terrible place in Ohio to Forever Homes. We will always love you. We want to keep you here with us forever!"

        The SUV sniffled a few times behind it's grill and said wonderingly "I could stay here with you ferrets forever?"

        "Forever," said Sandee. "And when you are ready the Big Boss will straighten your bent bones, heal your sheet metal damage, restore your glass and you will be just as you were when you rolled off of the factory floor. Your paint will be new and perfect, not a scratch. Your chrome will shine. Your carpeting will smell new, and wonderful. And you will stay with us here, forever. We love you."

        "You love me?" sniffed the battered vehicle.

        "We love you," said Sandee.

        "Could the Big Boss maybe give me real leather upholstery?" asked the SUV. "And a rosewood dash?"

        "Absolutely," said Sandee. "And I know a little ferret who came here last night who very much wants to burrow into your front seat and make a Forever Home, there."

        The SUV was silent for a time, and the bright green anti-freeze tears stopped falling into the long grass. "Well, that's OK, then" it said.

        "Yes," said Sandee. "That's OK, then"

        And the morning shone clean and sweet in the golden yellow sun, and before everything cooled down to evening and time for bed, a certain SUV parked beneath a forever blooming apple tree was re-united with a ferrety friend, snugly burrowed into the stuffing of the new real leather upholstered driver's seat.

        Thank you, little SUV


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