I saw this Posting by F. Scott Giarrocco in the FML...
and he kindly gave me his permission to use it here...
Thank you, Scott!
A sad note...
I just heard from a friend of Scott's
that Scott died on Thursday, November 27, 2003,
Rest in Peace, Scott.
If it moves, jump on it.
If it doesn't move, bite it.
If it tastes good, eat it.
If it doesn't taste good, play with it.
If you can't play with it, forget it.
 "No" is not a word. Life is to short not to be happy. If it can be climbed, climb it. If it can't be climbed,
there's nothing good up there. Cats are wonderful ferret toys. The best ferret toy is anything you're not supposed to
have. If a litter box isn't handy, any old corner will do. There is a wonderful surprise at the bottom of every potted
plant. If you don't find the wonderful surprise the first time,
try again. Tidy rooms are no fun. Hammocks made for two ferrets will easily fit eleven
ferrets. Showers of ferret kisses and a cute face will get you out
of trouble every time. When you're hungry, eat. When you're tired, sleep. The
rest of the time, play your heart out. Life is short and so are ferrets. The most interesting things in life are on the top shelf.
Find a way to get up there. Ferretone makes everything endurable. The things on the top of the coffee table look better
scattered across the floor. The package a toy comes in is always more fun than the toy
itself. The best things in life are free -- who ever saw a ferret
with a credit card? A warm fuzzy hug is worth a raisin. Life is like a bottle of Ferretone -- squeeze every tasty
drop from it. If you can't reach it, it wasn't worth having in the first
place. You'll never know if you can reach it if you don't make a
try for it. If at first you don't succeed, try again. If you don't
succeed the next time -- to hell with it. When in doubt, any corner will do. Who said ferrets can't climb? If your head can fit, then the rest of the body can follow. Every day that begins with a fuzzy hug and kiss is a good
day. I didn't do it, the corner was like that when I found it.
Really! I didn't do it, the cat did. I swear!
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